It's so wrong, so dirty. I've just been dumped, and I'm sunbathing when the man of the house catches me, topless, and skipping class. Instead of getting mad, though, he's warm and kind and so unbelievably sexy. He's a big time CEO and never spends enough time with me, but he doesn't want me to leave. He's practically begging me not to go to college, and promises that he'll teach me what a real man's like. The things...