Can a single-dad professor learn the truth about romance from a tattooed bartender? You bet your High Balls Though only twenty-six, single father Theodore Walters lives with his head in the clouds and his feet firmly planted in reality. At the center of his life is Andy, his seven-year- old son, with whom he shares no DNA, though nobody- including his religious-fanatic in-laws-knows that, and Theodore will do anything to keep them from finding out...