"Not for the faint of fart "
If New Jersey is the armpit of America then Skidmark, USA must be its butt-hole.
And, as we all know, sometimes strange and dangerous things can crawl out of a butt-hole. Like the famous Heinie Wiping Summer School, for instance, which was created because everyone in Skidmore (now Skidmark) used to wear a diaper. EVERYONE. Because of that, Skidmark now has the largest landfill in the country, filled with nothing...