Bert Clauster works in a mundane electrical supply warehouse, daydreaming of grand adventures in which he becomes the dashing Bertrand Chauncey, International Something-or-Other... (He has trouble pinpointing an appropriate title). His harmless fantasy-world takes a dramatic turn into reality after meeting a stray brown dog who he dubs Hannibal, after unearthing a finger-bone by the railroad tracks (think Silence of the Lambs). He quickly learns that...