It's normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right? I wake up, bleary-eyed. It's been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I'm wearing have seen better days. We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. 'Ouch, ' he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back. Then, a light comes on in the...