The typical genital contains the following: rainbows, kittens, awesomeness, gooy-fun-time, joy, and POWER The secret to happiness is clear, genitals. Anyone who says otherwise is just trying to trick you so they can hoard more happiness for themselves. Happiness is a contest and only so many people can win. Everyone who loses will be forever remembered as a nerd then forgotten. Forever didn't last very long, did it? Warning, genitals aren't for everyone...