"Sweet, funny, crude, and ridiculous Please don't give my name... I don't want to admit I read a book called HAMPIRE and liked it..." -anonymous reviewer Sarah Smith's week has taken a strange turn. After spending months in the hospital, she tries to resume her life...only to discover that high school is over and all her friends have future plans. Except her. Sarah hopes her luck has finally changed after taking a job at the mysterious local museum...