John Shore doing what he does best: being funny. Included are: The Tapeworm of Love; The Five People Who'll Beat Me Up In Heaven; True Sex Story, or Normal Guy Lying Like a Dog?; The Marlboro Boy; The Stoned Druid; Being Mr. Right; "You've Won the Nobel Prize!"; I'm Too Sexy for My Codpiece; Big Head; A New-Age Translation of the Lord's Prayer; Disappearing Christmas Carolers; Become a Better Husband; Minister: FAIL; Nice to Meet You; Happily Unemployed;...