What should you do when you accidentally call 911 and a deputy shows up at your apartment? Definitely NOT accuse him of being a stripper. It never fails that I always get into awkward situations like accusing the deputy at my front door of being a stripper and then asking if he's going to arrest me when he shows up at school the next day...to pick up his nephew. Nate seems unamused by my antics, but when we start to work together,...