The third in a series of joke books written by a guy I know very well. His name is Richard Neil Graham, and he'd be famous, but he shuns the spotlight. Fortunately, he is Rich. He's drunk right now, so he asked me to write this book description. Well, he didn't actually ask me, but he left his computer alone to go to the bathroom at the bar, and I'm a curious person, so I saw that this space was available. And I just felt like typing. So, there you...