Golden Monkey

by Lance Pototschnik

Little Lance Pototschnik wanted to grow up and play pro football, but that pipe dream got smoked by his lethargic growth hormones and a terrible skin disorder. The death of his childhood aspirations did, however, plant the seeds for Lance to find comedy in rejection and suffering.In this gaspingly funny collection of stories, Lance's battle with disease, his overbearing parents, and his maniacal bosses push him toward the startling discovery that...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1099434041
• ISBN13: 9781099434044
• Release Date: May 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 178 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.3" x 8.0"