"First rule of the Enchanted Forest State Forest: things are always weirder than they seem." Sheriff Joe Keester would be the first to say bars and trouble go hand-in-hand. After all, that very combination landed him in the EFSF in the first place. Now it's his job to facilitate the integration of the various inhuman kingdoms into the bureaucratic annals of Illinois, and just when it looks like he's got a peaceful night to himself, an orc walks...