How am I going to keep my hands off her when it's her job to touch me? MMA teaches you to be tough. I'm one of the best, but one look at Claire and I could barely keep myself upright. It's a good thing I had crutches to keep me from looking like an idiot in front of the most amazing woman I'd ever seen. I took a calculated risk in my last fight but my opponent zigged when I thought he was going to zag and my knee...