The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin: A Parody

by W.R. Foster and Guy Adams

'It's alright, ' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't. 'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.' Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'. But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty four hours a day. Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1789465680
• ISBN13: 9781789465686
• Release Date: October 2021
• Publisher: John Blake
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.1" x 7.0"