Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion. Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone? Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out! Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You're the only person I know who got a...
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