Claire always wanted to be a vampire. So when she actually met one it took all of three seconds for her to ask him to make her undead too. When she wakes up in the morgue she's the happiest she's ever been. But then things get weird. She can walk in sunlight. Instead of two fangs she has a mouth full of sharp teeth and claws. She still has a reflection. She can't figure out how to turn into a bat. And instead of blood she's got a craving for roadkill...