Gertie, the Christmas Ostrich is a bad idea... ...at least for the purposes of the greedy ad executives who had created her by committee with the hopes of boosting holiday sales. Once they see "Gertie" on paper, she is quickly banished to the pile of other disastrous marketing attempts. Unexpectedly, and quite to the dismay of the board room suits, Gertie finds herself falling right off of the page and into real life. After failed attempts at finding...