Garden Gnomes, Broken Bones and Catacombs

by Algol Von Loki

Have you ever sat there and thought, "I bet I could be a poet." and then you started writing a poem, looked at it with self satisfaction, got up to go take a shit and when you returned to your seat you realized you left the wrong turd in the toilet? I did that about a hyperbolic billion some-odd times. What resulted was this small helping of mediocrity you see before you. I bet you're feeling pretty superior at this moment. Well, DON'T You haven't...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1517092086
• ISBN13: 9781517092085
• Release Date: August 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 58 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"