Against all odds, Clara Ocol is chosen to write the biography of The Great Zion Wright - Leader of the Galactic Alliance, Pacifier of the terrifying Arkathy, and Ambassador of Peace. But Zion is neither a heroic soldier, a conqueror of worlds, a charismatic prophet, nor anything of the like. He is a chef... However, when Clara first meets Zion, she's overcome with disappointment. Zion is succumbing to a mysterious brain disease, telling ridiculous...