"Help Anyone, Nen, Con Mmph "I batted uselessly at the enthusiastic hairy hound doing its best to eat my face whilst simultaneously pinning me to the sofa. I'm not exactly a dog person, we've never had pets at home, they just don't fit with our family's lifestyle. Despite that dogs seem to be attracted to me for some reason, maybe it's my shampoo and my current predicament is just the latest in a long string of dog 'attacks'."Get off Boris," I tried...