Since the FUDS parody menu went viral through the Brooklyn foodie scene, then the broader food world and the even broader Internet in 2012, people have been clamoring for the recipes behind those menu items. (Well, actually, no, they haven't, because most of them consisted of baffling nonsense words Mini-hrak cuddles with malonies] or otherwise sounded disgusting Dead dog co-plated with yam clippings and a leafy sage dumping.] Oftentimes, both.)...