French Memos To Assholes: A Vulgar And Delightful Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French The Real Way.

By Remy Roulier

"Vulgar And Delightful Memos To Learn REAL French While Coloring Your Anger Away" The Perfect Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French At The Same Time

Pissed off to see how silly your neighbor is? Fed up listening to your boring coworker who never shuts up? Your mechanic is a notorious incompetent? You are in a hurry but the driver before you drives slow as hell?

Sometimes, you just need to slap (or punch) them in the face. But before it ends up turning against you:

Join the growing foulmouthed masses of people who express their anger by coloring

Keep Children away, It's Going To Be Spicy
From the former President Nicolas Sarkozy's famous "Casse-toi, pauv' con " to the classic "Ferme ta gueule", here are all these spicy, delightful and vulgar French phrases on which you will NEVER want your children to stumble upon, but that offer you an intense coloring pleasure and a great way to learn French the real way, like no school will EVER teach you:

Va Te Faire Enculer
Cr tin Des Alpes
Suce Ma Queue
Esp ce De Sale Connard
T'es Une Grosse Salope
Enculeur De Mouches
Casse-toi, pauv' con
Je Vais Te Casser La Gueule
Ferme Ta Gueule
Sale Fils De Pute
Tu Me Fais Gerber
Esp ce De GROS Encul
Tu Es Une Grosse Merde
Va Te Faire Foutre
Raclure De Bidet
Tu Me Les Brises
Je Te Pisse La Raie
L che-Cul De Merde
Imb cile Heureux
Je T'emmerde
Fous-Moi La Paix
D gage Connard
Tu L'as Dans Le Fion
Sale Chienne
Tu Pues Du Cul
Nique Ta M re
Parle Ma Main
Moule Gaufres
Balai Chiottes
Tu Es Aussi Belle Que Tu Es Intelligente
Bien Jou Einstein
T'es Pas La Moiti D'Un Con
Esp ce De Faux-Cul
T'es Une Vraie Connasse
The Perfect Gift Against Anger With Many Animals To Color
Have you seen the creatures and animals present in this adult coloring book? Some hide, others openly appear, but each drawing contains at least one of them. It's up to you to find them

Help as many people as possible to join the growing masses who express their anger by coloring, (or help your desperate friends who want to swear in French without being ridiculous):

Offer them this book as a gift

And to color with even more comfort, there is only one drawing per sheet to avoid colors bleeding through to the back of the page and damage the other drawings.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1540784835
• ISBN13: 9781540784834
• Release Date: December 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 74 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.0" x 10.0"