THIS BOOK CONTAINS: single people; married people; crossdressers; newlyweds; graphic descriptions of underwear, coffee and the weather; unbridled passions; bridled passions; compassion; love; unrequited love; marital love; threesomes; twosomes; onesomes; nice clothes and pretty good prose; forced rhyme; hangovers and horoscopes; allegories, alliteration and airplanes; outright innuendo and powerful suggestions; uncut versions; graphic portrayals of...