A lot of crazy things happen up north. Celeste Desparde has had just about enough of her loser, deadbeat, no-count boyfriend, Austin. But Austin has a plan to fix everything. What could possibly go wrong? Well, an awful lot if you didn't factor in Cecil and his crew of wise guys running a mob operation for Chicago's Saventinni brothers. Just when things can't seem to get any worse - They do The problem is really very simple; Austin plus Chicago wise...