Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks

by Phil Torcivia

A parody. When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to get close to her (and honk her boobies). Unable to resist Silver's oral skills, silver chin fur, and argyle socks, Plastique...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1475299850
• ISBN13: 9781475299854
• Release Date: May 2012
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.78 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.3" x 8.0"