For Kevin Jenkins, nothing good can come from being kidnapped out of his comfortable old slippers to save Feynard's mythical Forest from the Blight. He's bedridden, afraid of beetles, and he doesn't believe in magic. But his abductors, a Unicorn and a Dryad, think differently. The Unicorn Zephyr believes he's the champion the Forest has been waiting for. The Dryad Alliathiune thinks he needs a jolly good slap. Everyone else thinks he's a...