Excerpt from FAST EDDIE AND THE BOYCHICK: by Albert K Hanson, AKA BoychickHey, cigar smoke from the attic again. I put my computer to sleep, go up the stairs, open the door, and there, sitting in a chair with his feet up, is a giant Jewish bat reading a newspaper and smoking a cigar! I am in a catatonic state as the bat stares at me, smiling.Finally, the bat speaks, "So, what is it vit the big eyes, Boychick? You never saw a bat could afford a decent cigar? Come on in. Have a seat. I'd offer you a smoke, but you're too young." "You can talk!""What is it vit you human beings? You valk into a room, see a bat reading Variety, smoking a cigar vit his feet up on a chair, and all you can say is 'You can talk!' At least Frankenstein could say, 'It's alive!'''
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