Fanatics and Fun-Onions!: Voltaire, Onions, Babes and Canadians

by Martin D. Gibbs

Can Perfect Hair and Scathing Wit Save the Universe?Perhaps, but only if there is enough Zinc Oxide.Fran?ois-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Fun-Onion farmers, Marcel Proust, and dead-sexy psychotic girlfriend.This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1492270407
• ISBN13: 9781492270409
• Release Date: April 2014
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 194 Pages
• Weight: 0.78 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.4" x 6.0"