Family Romance - Comedy - Standalone I had officially become one of those who had to say, "It's complicated," and I doubted a man would touch my baggage with a ten-foot pole, much less his own approximately seven-inch one. But it didn't matter. I had my job, my kids, and my health. I also had an ex-husband who'd...
"Romance after forty is when you both wake up in the middle of the night to pee and he lets you go first."