F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What's What

by Matthew Gasteier

Book Overview

Perfect for the Scrooge in your life--a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name

Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up We have lived under your furry fists for too long.

There is a cute and present danger lurking out there-in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0345518160
• ISBN13: 9780345518163
• Release Date: August 2009
• Publisher: Villard Books
• Length: 240 Pages
• Weight: 1.08 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.2" x 9.1"

Customer Reviews

Oh Man. HIllarious!

I don't even have words for how totally awesome this book is. Everything about it is hillarious! Of course, I think you have to be a certain kind of person to appreciate this book... the kind of person who laughs hysterically at excessive profanity directed at the cutest animals you have ever seen!

Both a humor and a nature guide

FU, PENGUIN: TELLING CUTE ANIMALS WHAT'S WHAT is both a humor and a nature guide, and is a recommended pick for any interested in cuddly animals that have taken over inspirational posters, films and more. Inspired by the popular blog, FU, PENGUIN is loaded with fun color photos and hilarious notes and is a fine pick for any lending library unafraid of a few cuss words sprinkled in-between.

Someone had to stand up to these animals!

I bought this book as a gift for a friend's birthday. Lucky for me, someone else had also given her the book. I was able to quietly slip the FUP portion of my present out of the gift-bag, and I greedily kept it for myself! The friend in question had originally introduced me to the FUP website, which regularly makes my day by making me laugh out loud. I am not talking about just a giggle or a chortle. I am talking about milk-coming-out-of-your-nose-during-junior-high-lunch kind of laughter. Mr. Gasteier's recent blog challenge of a hyrax to a throw-down actually caused me to fall out of my chair laughing. Mr. Gasteier has delivered a delightful bound version of his sarcastic takes on cute animal photos. His bravery in the face of their incessant adorableness is to be lauded. Buy this book for anyone with a sense of humor, no fear of swearing, and a healthy disdain for things best described as 'precious.'

The perfect gift for anyone who understands sarcasm and also loves animals

I've been reading the blog for a while, but this book is even more hilarious! The author's "schtick" is that he resents the power of cuteness that animals have over us, so he gives them the gripe-out they deserve. Yet in the end, the author always succumbs to the power of the cute. Helpful tips about each animal included, to help us avoid their manipulative cute propaganda. A must have, and the type of picture book that you'll read over and over. Since each 2-page spread has an image and text about one animal, you can start and stop reading without losing any value. I like to read this over breakfast, so I can get my day started with my three favorite things: Cute animals, foul language, and sarcasm.

FU Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What's What

BRILLIANT! I think I now have a reason to live and the handbook to live correctly. Thank you Mr. Gasteier!