A collection of hilariously awful jokes that dads will be repeating for years to come "What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. Why doesn t Santa let his helpers drink beer? Because it s bad for your elf. " "Why hasn t anyone ever stolen a canal? They have too many locks. Why was six unhappy? Because seven eight nine." You can t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace,...