Welcome, dear pursuer, to my 6th book. Assuming you had let me know in 2010 when I wrote in Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks... And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy that I'd put out five additional volumes of said grumblings, I could never have trusted you. So much appreciated.
This one will be a piece unique. I'm returning to nuts and bolts. The incomparable Jimmy Kimmel made a thought for my stage show: having crowd individuals...