I can understand as much as the next person that when one feels misguided to some degree, the most logical next step is to search for help in the best way possible. With the abundance of options at one's disposal in this current century (with at least some grounds in reality), what's say we take a trip back to the days which you could sip snake oil out of a bottle? In case the point wasn't obvious, you just burned twenty or so dollars back there at...