Two novels combined. DEARLY BELOVED: Donnie Lawrence, owner of Eternal Tranquil Chapel, is an over-the-top clich . His mother moved into his lower Alabama waterfront home and keeps asking, "When are you getting married?" adding "I want grandchildren before I die" and "The patter of little feet will be like beating to my heart." Coming out doesn't help. Neither does blurting out a name before the groom-to-be knows. Confessing to his receptionist/secretary...