Dump Him, Marry the Dog!: Why a Dog Is a Better Match Than a Man

By Vivian Heath

Book Overview

What can a dog offer a woman that a man cannot? Well, for starters, a pooch comes home when he's called, doesn't steal the blankets, helps clean the dishes, and never misses the toilet! These are just the beginnings of why a woman is wise to lose her man and marry the mutt instead. This humorous book matches color photos with all the witty wisdom of this very logical way of thinking, including the facts that dogs forgive all mistakes, don't pick fights, have lots of hair, don't understand the word "ego," listen, don't channel surf, and love taking long walks. Who needs a man when you can get all this and kisses and hugs on demand?

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1595433694
• ISBN13: 9781595433695
• Release Date: March 2006
• Publisher: Willow Creek Press
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 1.00 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 5.9"

Customer Reviews

Dump Him, Marry the Dog!

I've thoroughly enjoyed this book. I have bought 12 books of "Dump HIm, Marry the Dog!" for my friends and they love the book also! Thank you

It's the perfect, fun gift for the dog lover

It's the perfect, fun gift for the dog lover or lovelorn: a picture book pairing dog photos with one-liners of advice. What does a dog have that a man doesn't? Hair, listening abilities, loves taking long walks - the photos are hilarious. Diane C. Donovan California Bookwatch