Mia's biggest nightmare is about to manifest-her mother is coming to town with her husband du jour in tow. Never mind the sorry state of the garden, the hormonal inches insulating Mia's waist, or the Orca-sized cat that likes to rest her girth on Mia's head in the middle of the night when she's too tired to object. Mia has a new job to show off and a blossoming romance with a man guaranteed to win her mother's stamp of approval-not that Mia cares...