Welcome to New Eden. Armageddon has passed, leaving behind a civilization of agreeable, pious humans eager to do God's (aka: Grant) bidding. Foul-mouthed Katrina has been Edenized as the Messiah while the rest of the gang have been reincarnated by Robert (better known as Satan) as the Seven Deadly Sins. Their task: Corrupt the humans into being the complex, assholey beings they were before. Quite the intriguing plot, but Metatron, keeper of The Story,...