A man finds a seashell and it tells him to do things, some bad, some good ... An adjunct professor decides he doesn't want to teach at the community college anymore, he begins a journey into the underworld, his dog at his side ... A giant eagle egg is found lying on the lawn, it shakes and continues to grow larger, and larger ... Let's out go on a date with someone who has little tiny tigers in their blood ... Let's make love to a severed head...