Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

By Mitchell Symons

Book Overview

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1849411913
• ISBN13: 9781849411912
• Release Date: May 2013
• Publisher: Red Fox
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 7.0"
• Age Range: 7 to 9 years
• Grade Range: Grades 2 to 4