Hi, I'm Liz Jackson. I'm 13 (almost).
I'm also a latchkey kid since Mam walked out: now it's just me and Dad and big-bum Marjorie, oh, and my best friend Bumble (soon to be ex-best friend).
Things I love: White Musk perfume, Eminem, pepperoni and pineapple pizza and the pizza delivery boy.
Things I hate: the girl next door, my Dad's lumpy porridge and my gross chin dimple.
Things I'm terrified of: ...