Don't buy this book. No, seriously. Don't buy this book. Whilst we publishers of this book cannot and do not claim that it is possible for books to be 'cursed', we still advise you not to buy this book. Not that this book is cursed. Nope. Not at all. Even though the last five people who bought a copy of it have vanished mysteriously, leaving behind only a small spatter of blood and a vague smell of brimstone. Still, we advise you not to buy this book...