Dog- tol- o- gy Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves. Perhaps that's why so many millions believe in Dog. Man's devotion to Dog has come to rival the great -isms and -ologies of the world. This has gone way beyond...
noun
1. The belief in Dog.
2. The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.