Witty quips and wisecracks about man's best friend "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." --Rita Rudner "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced...