I'm the absolute last remaining single woman in the entire town of Bordeaux.
Okay, maybe not the very last.
Just the last one with all her teeth, natural hair color, and the ability to remember where I set my keys. I decided years ago that I'm going to remain single until my dying day.
I'll infuse a new, hip meaning into the term "old cat lady."
I don't need a man.
I've got my bulldog, my cats and some of the best friends...