Are you dirtier than erotica writers Rod Mandelli and Lacy Wren? Now is your chance to prove it Rod and Lacy have been busy naughty elves this holiday season. They get you started with 24 festive holiday-themed erotic story opening lines and 36 twisted gay Christmas carol lyrics starters. You and your dirty imagination take it from there. There's nothing like dirty Christmas humor to usher in the holiday season. Get yourself in the holiday spirit...