Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, got it wrong.
It turns out, bones are a girl's best friend.
Not that kind of bone... get your mind out of the gutter. We'd arrived at the museum, and everything was going well. Okay, fine. That's a lie.
It had gone exactly like the rest of my life had since my dino mates had come crashing into my life... which is to say, it had been a catastrophe of...