Diary of a Plate Addict

by Augustus Schoen-Ren and Augustus Schoen-René

Where do Sexual Chocolate and Old Engine Oil merge? At a Flying Saucer Draught Emporium, of course
In Diary of a Plate Addict, Master of the Universe*Augustus Schoen--Ren shares the experiences of his ongoing quest for "plates" at the Flying Saucer. Schoen--Ren is what's known in Saucer lingo as a "Beerknurd" a card- carrying member of the UFO Club. In other words, he drinks to earn his own "plate" in the Ring of Honor, by trying...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0971451818
• ISBN13: 9780971451810
• Release Date: October 2011
• Publisher: Renotto Press
• Length: 80 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 8.5"