Dorothy "Dot" Araiza is a sex-toy maker by trade. One would think she has an active social life, but on the contrary, her existence is a rather boring, staid one. Dot dreams of finding her happily-ever-after, of being swept off her feet by Prince Charming-not to mention getting laid after eight pathetic years One lightning storm later, all Dot's fevered fantasies will come true. But Prince Charming isn't quite what she'd been expecting...