When Shelby gets called away from a party on a plumbing emergency, she wasn't expecting to come face to face with a clumsy naked Irish ex-soldier with his foot stuck in a toilet. What's more, the man's dealing with a parrot that cusses in Gaelic, a feral bird-nabbing Siamese cat, and his grandmother's falling-down old house. He's a handful ... but a blazing hot, redheaded, cinnamon-freckled, alabaster-skinned marble statue of a handful who kisses...