Eight thousand moons ago the Dark Lord Saurnimort (the "T" is silent, you petulant pissants ) found himself cast upon the magical plane of Musilasia - a land where all beings great and small are compelled to burst into spontaneous song and dance - whether they want to or not. After several failed attempts to return to his home plane, Camorhog, Saurnimort had no choice but to resign himself to a life in the eternally and infuriatingly cheery land of...